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The Rules of Puns

  1. If there is a pun, that was intentional.
  2. If there is not a pun, that was also intentional.
  3. Parenthetical declarations of intentionality serve no purpose but to exclaim “Hey! I just made a pun!” This implies the reader wouldn’t notice, insulting them and negating any humor the pun might otherwise have had.
  4. Negative humor is possible.

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Comment by Mom Windows XP Mozilla Firefox 3.5.3
2009-10-20 06:58:43

I miss you. There is no pun at all here! I miss you.


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