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There was a moment in Futurama in which the protagonist makes himself breakfast: he simply pours a bowl of pellets from a large sack marked “bachelor chow.” Ever since, I’ve wished that such a food actually existed, because when I’m eating alone, convenience and price come far ahead of taste. The best part of such a hypothetical food is that, like pet food, it can be nutritionally balanced and whatnot so I wouldn’t have to worry about seeking variety in my diet.

I never considered that such a product might be already on the market, as monkey food. But this guy did. And he’s going to try it for a week, to see what it’s like.

If this experiment works, I may have a new staple food. Edit:Of course, based on what he’s reported so far, they’ve got some work to do on the taste before it becomes really palatable…

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